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zeus: I should be the head of things.
hera: tonigt is townholl that mean you can ask me question such as for instance like: is it hard being so perfec?
aphrodite: If police on strike, who gonna arrest me for going over the beauty limit?
ares: I'M HAVE THE MOST MUCH RESPECT FOR FEMALES WHICH IS WHY I YELL OVER THEM SO THEY DONOT HAVE TO HURT THEIR VOICE SPEAKING THEIR MINDS
hephaestus: I MEANT TO BE IN CHIMNEY. WHY ELSE WOULD I BE IN CHIMBNEY. STOP LOOK AT ME
dionysus: hey is does anybody going to ask what I wearing to debate hint:: it nothing I not waring anythin
apollo: i'm could release my medicinal records. doctor says I have a chronic case of the handsome
artemis: i mildly inconvenience by certain things and i not gonna take it anymore.
athena: more like opposable dumbs
hades: I have tea party with many friends. so many friends that I have.
demeter: I wear a leaf for enhance my beauties.
poseidon: when I place my head to my bottom I can hear the ocean
hermes: i can drink coffee it coffee for drink coffee i can handle coofee coffee to drink coffee yes good everything under control cofeen is yes yes
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These could all be legit albums

omg i could do this all day

mine was…not as good

i love this New Meme

this is a good meme
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lycannes:

clothes: hottopic

tears: limpid

middle finger: out

i am forcibly bullied off of fanfiction dot net

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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BAT

you don’t have to reblog or anything, bats feed on insects not attention

(^~~~~(^._.^)~~~~^)
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maybe the real cask was the friends we led into the basement and trapped in a wall along the way
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hmmmm……

The Cask Of Amontillado (1846)
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benafflecksgf:

you: I want a sugar daddyme, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father

everyone reblogging this and saying its “sucrose.” listen you clowns. listen. i don’t give a mcfuckadoodle doo about your correct terminology you science SJW freaks. it’s glucose or fucking die

the people reblogging and saying “sucrose” are actually working with a shallow understanding of the concept of sugar. sucrose is, specifically, table sugar. but “sugar” is a term for a family of molecules, including glucose. just because it’s a simple sugar that one is unlikely to find in a kitchen doesn’t make it less applicable for use in this post. sucrose isn’t “sugar”, it’s a sugar, as are glucose, fructose, galactose, maltose, and lactose. you could use any of these and the post’s internal logic would hold up. nowhere in the phrase “sugar daddy” does it indicate that we’re referring to a table sugar daddy. the original post is scientifically sound
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describe your aesthetic in four words go

homeade bong im 11

grade ten mall goth

High street typical hipster

angry gremlin stoner scientist

Ugly but friendly alien

foxes, communism, and anime

lonely radical geek online

Old anime, sad gays

Victorian hipster punk Valkyrie.

Butch emo hedge witch.

elbow hurricane greaser twink

literary garage nerd swell

The Ultimate Tumblr Dad

lazy Brooklyn forest punk

New England butch hipster
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I call this People in Red Shorts Falling Off Buildings and Being Aimed at By Guns

By far the best Russian meme

No, you don’t understand. All these photos are staged. For a while it was the hot new trend in Russia to hang on the outside of a building clad only in red underwear while somebody pretended to be about to shoot you. Like planking, only more russian.

That makes it better.

I think the implication is that the red underwear guy is the wife’s lover and the guy with the shotgun is pretending to be an angry husband

This is the most specific trend I have ever heard of. Russia is odd.

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