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“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over
“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put
“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into
“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise
“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.
“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.
“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.
“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
“GIVE ME A DAMN SECOND, STOP SCREAMING” –me, when multiple timers on my ovens are going off at work while I am trying to do something else. (I am very grouchy and mean to the inanimate objects at my work. .)
“No one asked you,” I tell the inanimate object that just fell over when I’m talking to someone else.
“I know I know I hear you.” Or “oh fuck off no one cares” when the machines or online order printer starts beeping.
“You’re really gonna play it like that” I tell the computer that just crashed in front of a customer.
Like fuck would I ever say sorry to a table it is the table’s fault and I want vengeance.
lierdumoa:
hazeldomain:
smellslikeburntpopcorn:
grimreaperchibi:
meeko-mar:
sweetlyminiaturesublime:
k-lionheart:
ralkana:
alykat86:
bittyblueeyes:
nominanescio:
joestoyes:
unironicallyenthusiasticknitter:
dafezgirl:
thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:
“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over
“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put
“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into
“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise
“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.
“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.
“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.
“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
“GIVE ME A DAMN SECOND, STOP SCREAMING” –me, when multiple timers on my ovens are going off at work while I am trying to do something else. (I am very grouchy and mean to the inanimate objects at my work. .)
“No one asked you,” I tell the inanimate object that just fell over when I’m talking to someone else.
“I know I know I hear you.” Or “oh fuck off no one cares” when the machines or online order printer starts beeping.
“You’re really gonna play it like that” I tell the computer that just crashed in front of a customer.
Like fuck would I ever say sorry to a table it is the table’s fault and I want vengeance.
