strix alba

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pryathis:

dungeons-and-vegans:

frustrated communist groaning

Frustrated libertarian groaning

make your own post

No. I’m appropriating your memes of production.

i will let this stand but only because of the pun.

memes: bridging the gap between libertarians and communists

what a wonder of modern society

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zeus: I should be the head of things.
hera: tonigt is townholl that mean you can ask me question such as for instance like: is it hard being so perfec?
aphrodite: If police on strike, who gonna arrest me for going over the beauty limit?
ares: I'M HAVE THE MOST MUCH RESPECT FOR FEMALES WHICH IS WHY I YELL OVER THEM SO THEY DONOT HAVE TO HURT THEIR VOICE SPEAKING THEIR MINDS
hephaestus: I MEANT TO BE IN CHIMNEY. WHY ELSE WOULD I BE IN CHIMBNEY. STOP LOOK AT ME
dionysus: hey is does anybody going to ask what I wearing to debate hint:: it nothing I not waring anythin
apollo: i'm could release my medicinal records. doctor says I have a chronic case of the handsome
artemis: i mildly inconvenience by certain things and i not gonna take it anymore.
athena: more like opposable dumbs
hades: I have tea party with many friends. so many friends that I have.
demeter: I wear a leaf for enhance my beauties.
poseidon: when I place my head to my bottom I can hear the ocean
hermes: i can drink coffee it coffee for drink coffee i can handle coofee coffee to drink coffee yes good everything under control cofeen is yes yes

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lamisdelabc:

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.

STOP

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“Do you know that Jesus loves you?” by David Lopez

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I made a compilation of my favorite vines cause everyone’s doing it and I needed to take a break from everything

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pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

my aunt was in china and there was a mouse running around in her room but when she called downstairs to the desk she mispronounced the chinese word for mouse so the hotel thought there was a tiger in her room and called the police

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Meanwhile, in Scotland.

What cartoon is this

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COW RELATED POST ON THIS WEBSITE MAYBE I LOVE COWS RUN COWS RUN

@queerpyracy

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I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god

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A Medieval Gay Brawl in the Synagogue On Yom Kippur

Sometimes the finds of the Genizah are so incredible that you have difficulty believing that it’s really there, that you are really peering through this window into the lives of medieval Jews around the Mediterranean. This story caught my attention in a footnote of Goitein’s and I thought I would post it for Yom Kippur… It’s not really magic-related, except that I think there’s a certain magic in recovering and reclaiming the past.

The fragment shown here, T-S 8J22.25 in Cambridge, is a letter from a Jewish pilgrim named Hasan ben Mu’ammal, who had gone on pilgrimage to Jerusalem for the High Holidays, Tishrei 4813 = September 1052 CE. He reports that a certain Daniel had wished to see him but he was unable to, because of “the altercation” that had happened in synagogue. Apparently, on Yom Kippur, many pilgrims had gathered from around the Mediterranean, and “a man from Tiberias and a man from [Tyre] became involved in love, and the Tiberian began fondling [?] the Tyrian in the sight of everyone… and the people from Tiberias and those from Tyre began to fight with one another and went out to […] and they brought the chief of the police to the synagogue and […] until the people calmed down.” Hasan goes on to report that Daniel had told him that “such is the behaviour of these people every day,” and concludes the letter with best wishes to the recipients (his brother Abu Nasr and family). A wild ride from start to finish. Goitein drily observes that the letter indicates that homosexuality was regarded as a “vice rather than a deadly crime… [and] it did not form the object of great social concern.” 

Shana tova — welcome to 5777! May all who are fasting have a meaningful, enriching, and affirming day… and hopefully a peaceful one too!

‘i didn’t have much to atone for this year so i figured i might as well grope a dude and start a synagogue fight on the holiest day instead’ - some Jewish Tiberian

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The #TakeHerHoodie movement has begun. (via YoungAdolf_)

THIS IS SO PURE AND CUTE

That triumphant dude in the last photo makes my day