via http://ift.tt/2dtWABq:
4lung:
scene: a bunch of cis historian men sitting around a coffee table, faces in their hands, ties loosened, exhausted from wracking their brains trying to figure out why the greeks would have a god with breasts and a penis. suddenly, a man bursts through the door, sweating and panting, shirt half-untucked from his pants
“you guys… i … hhff….i got it… its uh… it’s symbolic of heterosexual marriage”

4lung:
scene: a bunch of cis historian men sitting around a coffee table, faces in their hands, ties loosened, exhausted from wracking their brains trying to figure out why the greeks would have a god with breasts and a penis. suddenly, a man bursts through the door, sweating and panting, shirt half-untucked from his pants
“you guys… i … hhff….i got it… its uh… it’s symbolic of heterosexual marriage”
