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This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years.

this man has waited 112 years to SLAM DUNK that snowball on this man’s head

gaymilesedgeworth: gaymilesedgeworth: good things: the

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good things: the weed subreddit is called /r/trees 

and so the subreddit for people to talk about trees is named 

/r/marijuanaenthusiasts

I have to bring in an object from my life to the staff meeting tomorrow and interpret it as though..

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I have to bring in an object from my life to the staff meeting tomorrow and interpret it as though it’s an “artifact in the museum of me”. Kill me now.

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Because it’s too silly or too personal? You can just make up some BS

Because it’s the sort of thing I’ll take too seriously and everyone else will be laughing about it as soon as our director leaves the room, and then I’ll feel like a dolt for putting any effort into trying to meet the mission objectives. I’ll be fine, there will be pizza there and I can bring my claddagh ring or a rock or something :P

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aph-lithuania:

“attention readers: no homo”

just guys being pals

Historical figure: hey i want this dudes lips to touch my lips bcs he is my soul and my life

Historian: I’m sure there’s a very heterosexual explanation for this, honest

I don’t know about Polish, but in Russian “soul” can be an endearment like “sweetheart” or “darling.” So even if it’s not literal… still not something you say to your platonic BFF.

nanowrimo: 25k!

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I got behind last week, but caught up yesterday evening. I skipped a couple of scenes that were bogging me down, and I’ll figure them out later, but I’m at the Exciting Personal Growth part of the story for two characters*, so that’s good. I predict that I will need another 30-40k to finish the novel completely, and then it’ll be time to start typing it up and marking where I need to expand/edit/whatnot. But that’s for December.

*the slightly spoiled aristocrat and the teenage evangelical preacher, in case you were wondering

ithelpstodream: I needed these and I figured you do, too.

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I needed these and I figured you do, too.

prokopetz: Little-known downsides of immortality: Tearing your favourite article of clothing and...

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Little-known downsides of immortality:

Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost

Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years

Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct

Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played

Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it

Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift

swagamemn0n: no offense but i need everyone to stop

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no offense but i need everyone to stop saying that “we survived” bad presidents before. like, i get it, the country has weathered people like andrew jackson and ronald reagan and will probably weather trump. but when you say “we survived” andrew jackson? tell that to the 4000 (of 16000) cherokee who died on the trail of tears. “we survived” ronald reagan? tell that to the 650,000 americans who have died of aids– a national health crisis which reagan refused to even recognize? 

you know who “survived” presidents like trump? people who never had to be afraid of them in the first place. 

zoewashburne: emilyisobsessed: Who has the better...

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Who has the better relationship with Bo?

brujacore: “Against all authority…

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“Against all authority… Except my mom”